This afternoon while Sonny Boy and I were processing firewood at one of my coworker’s houses, Baby Girl and Ms. AlphaLima were cleaning house.  They made it as far as the bathrooms, and Baby Girl was waving the toilet brush too close to Ms. AlphaLima’s face.

Ms. AlphaLima:  “Take the toilet brush away from my face.  It is dangerously close, and I don’t want to get any germs.

Baby Girl:  “One person’s fun is another person’s nightmare.”