Friday afternoon we all came home frazzled as usual from a long week of work and school. Screeching from the little people ensued, and Ms. AlphaLima (in her maternal brilliance) figured that a small snack would keep the little people happy until supper. She offered the two kids half of a leftover biscuit each, and they accepted.

Baby Girl: “I want a biscuit!”

Ms. AlphaLima, putting said biscuit into the microwave: “Okay. It will be ready in twenty seconds.”

Baby Girl: “I CAN’T WAIT TWENTY SECONDS!!!”